Take a Look at this Good Morning Sir Alarm Clock offered by ThinkGeek for $69.99. It wakes you up with the soothing tones of Jeeves, the Butler, instead of a horn blaring in your ear. Among the 120 sounds it has are some of the following phrases:

• It appears to be morning. Frightfully inconvenient, I know, Sir.
• I’m afraid the staff has absconded, Sir, and it is my day off. I trust it would not be too onerous, Sir, to make your own exquisitely sliced toast and perfectly cooked breakfast?
• The world has been very anxious to hear from you for the last eight hours. Shall I inform the news agencies you’re about to rise, Sir?