I just read on Yahoo news that a man was attacked by a fire extinguisher and a worcestershire sauce battle on Wednesday night. I don't know why it happened, but it sure reminds me of the chicken and the egg conundrum of which came first.... did the attacker hit the victim with the extinguisher in an attempt to stop the pain after the victim screamed... "ahhhh my eyes are burning."

or did the attacker spray the victim with worcestershire sauce after the extinguisher to add a little salt to the wound.  

We may never know. =( At least I learned how to spell "worcestershire."