While reading the news, I came across an article stating that “A poll of 1,000 Australians found almost half said that romantic comedies have ruined their view of an ideal relationship.” I could have told you that! Go to a romantic comedy at your local theater, and watch how the women treat the men afterwards. It’s HILARIOUS! I’ve heard “Why didn’t you put some thought into how you proposed to me?”, or “Why can’t you give me little surprises all the time?” Hey Ladies, these guys are actors, and they have a Team of Writers telling them what to do and say! If you don’t believe me, just take a look at how successful actors are in their real-life relationships as opposed to their on-screen ones. Apparently, their leading ladies leave the theater mumbling the same frustrating questions. Luckily, you have us to help you out… take a look at our most recent additions to the gift guide.. we update it daily!
Ok, Germaphobes, here’s one less place you can safely go without being exposed to the dangers of the “unseen germy world.” Before reading this story about a bank robber, people just assumed I was a neurotic surgeon about town wearing my mask and gloves; now, I’m going to look like a man on the run.
It’s like the “Unibomber” all over again when I had to stop wearing my hoodie sweatshirt and sunglasses while teaching at UC Berkley. It’s not my fault I have sensitive skin and eyes!
These dudes are beginning to get on my nerves. What’s next? Are they going to take away my knit ski mask that I like to wear while driving? It helps cool down my body while keeping the air from directly blowing on my face… but I fear that it won’t be long until my cheeks begin to feel the chafe of my All-Terrain Smart Car.
Look out! An evil twin fitting my description may be in a neighborhood near you!
Many World Cup fans of Germany are calling for the grilling of the Oracle Octopus who has successfully chosen winner of all six of their national soccer team’s matches — including a bitter defeat to Spain on Wednesday. Get this, they put two containers of food in his tank.. one with the German flag, and one with the flag of the opposing team’s country. The container he opens first is his pick for the upcoming game. Hey, I just think it’s cool that an octopus can open a man-made plastic container. I also find it interesting that people would rather roast the oracle than the actual players that LOST THE GAME!!! Personally, I think I’ll stick to my “Real Housewives”; they fry one another on a weekly basis, anyway.
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